Friday, November 18, 2011

it's carlie's birthday...

and since her b-day usually gets overshadowed by harry potter and twilight midnight showings i wanted to make sure she knew i didn't forget.

i have only known carlie mckeon for 15 months, but it feels like it's been my entire life. my life would not be the same if she wasn't in it, so i'm very glad she decided i was cool enough to be her friend when she originally wasn't so sure...


 in this short while that i have known her she has already taught me so many valuable life lessons:

1. don't try to prove you're tough by doing stupid things that make permanent marks on your arm.

2. if you spin around in circles and then try to do jumping jacks, you'll most likely get clotheslined.

3. forgiveness is more than saying sorry.

4. being the cornerstone is quite enjoyable.

5. sister wives is the greatest t.v. show ever.

6. don't drink a lot of rockstars saturday night, cause you'll probably get a lesson about hangovers the next day in relief society.

7. don't pretend to hit on your best friend's soon-to-be fiance as an april fool's joke, cause it could end up going WAAY to far.

8. the little drummer boy should not be made into a music video.

9. when you're in a complicated relationship and you don't feel in sync, it's a good idea to talk about your feelings.

10. haunted houses are terrifying (don't deny it. i was there).

11. interesting/hilarious fb conversations can be the result of an inappropriate youtube video.

12. rebecca black is sooo awesome.

13. the purpose of a fridge is to keep it's contents cold.

14. if you say something is pretty ok, it probably means you're boiling cats in your kitchen.

15. suite is not spelled S-U-I-T.

16. when you get caught putting a fridge in front of someone's car, it's a good idea to run away.

17. my middle name should have been spelled Lynnnnnnnnnnnnne.

18. swear by the moon and the stars in the sky.

19. talking about life and stuff until the late hours of the night is always a good idea.

20. being carlie's roommate is totes cray cray, but sup awes.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAR!!!

1 comment:

  1. that was the most magical thing I have ever read. no lies. totes creative and sup loved it. you da best r-beck!

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